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Going Mad"I think..." said our protagonist, slowly. "...I'm going mad."   
He got up and examined his surroundings for what seemed to be the millionth time. That green leather chair was in the correct place and the painting on the wall continued to grin inanely at him like it always did. He sometimes wondered if it ever got bored. Did Mrs American Gothic ever aspire to being the Mona Lisa? Did Whistler's mother have her own hopes and dreams involving leaving the comfort of that rocking chair?   
He looked around the room again. Recollections flooded through him. He'd swear blind that he kicked down that chair in a fit a few minutes Going Mad
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The Doctor May Be OutYou present an unusual problem, young man. So you've been hearing this voice for how long? A few weeks? Mmm, mmm, interesting.   
What exactly is it telling you is my question, that would certainly get at the problem, that it would. Hmm...yes...he's been telling you to commit MURDER?   
Murder? My young friend, you have your whole life ahead of you! Don't think such thoughts as that! The murder of a man will hang on you until your dying day and you life will never...   
How dare you suggest I'm speaking from experience.   
Well...let's get to the heart of the matter. What exactly about this fellow makes The Doctor May Be Out
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Rust Never PaysThe lightbulb was mocking him. It stood there, doing nothing but rusting in place. Everything in the apartment had been repainted, washed, sponged, dryed, dusted, and checked for aliens ten times over.   
He stood on his ladder and pondered the lightbulb.   
He quickly got down and fetched a trash can, placing it directly below the lightbulb. He also fetched himself a baseball bat.   
CRASH!   
CRASH!   
SMASH!   
The lightbulb was no longer standing there. Mission complete. Rust Never Pays
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Chasing An Unusual WomanSo close...He cursed inwardly, before ducking to retrieve the gun, making sure to keep his eyes focused on her. Why is it always me who could never find her? he wondered, running through the twisting streets. The man gritted his teeth and drew his second gun. He was gonna need all the luck in the world to nail down her, of all people. He fired both guns in rapid succession, hoping to slow her with at least one hit. He missed, swore, and continued to fire his guns one after the other.   
As if to tease him, she produced a sword from nowhere and sliced through the bullets, leaving him even further behind. Not surprising really, consid Chasing An Unusual Woman
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Halloween

Sat Oct 31, 2009, 6:32 PM
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: AC/DC - Night Prowler (perfect music for today)
AWESOME HALLOWEEN!

Well, earlier, I had to help dad's business move offices, not so fun. I was there for far too long. But right after that I went trick or treating with some friends. MUCH more fun. They'd already started when I got there, so I had to find them first. But when I found them...

"Hey, isn't this party missing someone?"

So, trick-or-treating. That was fun. Got loads of chocolate. Gonna be eating it for a couple weeks at most. :iconokamitsuki: was the girl from The Ring, and she could pull it off well. Also, we ate Chinese for some reason. Ah, well, not gonna question it.



AWESOME!

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  • Current Residence: Massachusetts
  • Interests: Surfing the net, listening to music, talking to friends, porn
  • Favourite movie: Transformers
  • Favourite band or musician: AC/DC, Megadeth, Black Sabbath
  • Favourite genre of music: Heavy metal
  • Favourite poet or writer: Ian Fleming, Clive Cussler (at the moment)
  • Favourite style of art: Penis
  • Operating System: Windows
  • Tools of the Trade: Computer, Google Docs, my brain

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*IATSATH Oct 18, 2009, 2:25:07 AM
Hey, thanks for the :+fav:. Much appreciated.

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~johnnybgoode666 Oct 18, 2009, 2:34:55 PM
No problem.

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"Sweetness is a virtue/And you lost your virtue long ago/You know I'd like to hurt you/But my conscience always tells me no" - Guns n' Roses - Locomotive
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=static2007 Oct 17, 2009, 10:50:19 PM
Thanks for the fav.

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~johnnybgoode666 Oct 18, 2009, 2:35:04 PM
No problemo.

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"Sweetness is a virtue/And you lost your virtue long ago/You know I'd like to hurt you/But my conscience always tells me no" - Guns n' Roses - Locomotive
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=TheGreatFiasco Sep 12, 2009, 11:34:19 AM
Thank you so much for the fave! =]
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~johnnybgoode666 Sep 12, 2009, 3:23:26 PM
No problemo.

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"Sweetness is a virtue/And you lost your virtue long ago/You know I'd like to hurt you/But my conscience always tells me no" - Guns n' Roses - Locomotive
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*vito-toni-costello Jul 26, 2009, 9:21:24 AM
I'm scared. I'm against you next round.

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"In my opinion, nothing is worthwhile; everything is futile."
Ecclesiastes 1;2
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~johnnybgoode666 Jul 26, 2009, 12:35:21 PM
You're scared? I'm scared to be against you. Best of luck.

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"Sweetness is a virtue/And you lost your virtue long ago/You know I'd like to hurt you/But my conscience always tells me no" - Guns n' Roses - Locomotive
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*vito-toni-costello Jul 26, 2009, 1:33:59 PM
:) And best of luck to you. I might not be able to get mine uploaded in time.

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Ad astra per alia porci.

~ John Steinbeck

"In my opinion, nothing is worthwhile; everything is futile."
Ecclesiastes 1;2
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~johnnybgoode666 Jul 26, 2009, 1:39:25 PM
Hope you can, that'd be bad.

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"Sweetness is a virtue/And you lost your virtue long ago/You know I'd like to hurt you/But my conscience always tells me no" - Guns n' Roses - Locomotive
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